duplicity | radio shacked

[thevelmster]

INFORMATION
The development of technology is a backbone of any society, and no matter the stage of advancement of your home societies, Radio Shacked is a quaint electronics shop designed to sustainably support the technologically diverse community with a wide menu of services. From repairs and recycling to refurbishment and custom upgrades, the dedicated and passionate employees are ready to engineer the proper solution for you, no technical knowledge required on your end.

While the shop is eclectic in variety of contents, it maintains a neatly organized aesthetic with a futuristic pawn shop meets retro diner, the latter mimicking what some realities might know as a ‘genius bar’. The display layout and contents of the main, front room rotate and update as need arises, dependent on stock and shifting demand. The Receiving and Recycling areas will always be located to the right of the shop as one enters.

Looking for something new to you? Peruse the front room for refurbished pieces to suit your fancy from vintage to the newest technologies on the market, we sustainably provide something for everyone’s tastes. This includes the more culturally relevant electronics located in our 18+ room, which boasts the highest level of cleanliness in our sanitation processes of all our intimate devices, including any custom creations designed by our engineers.

If you’re searching to broaden your intellectual horizons, Radio Shacked currently offers a small selection of tutoring sessions to assist in filling in any knowledge gaps. Subjects of these lessons are customized to meet the needs of our customers, from general history of the rise of electricity to how to operate specific appliances and toys. Learn to troubleshoot and fix minor issues if you’d like, as well as how not to injure yourself or your partner(s) during more intimate endeavors.

And lastly, want something off the shelf? We delight in flexing our creative engineering muscles and building something entirely unique for our customers. Inquire with ownership to set up a consultation.

We’re currently hiring for all positions.

SERVICES OFFERED
REPAIR
We specialize in providing high-quality repair services for a wide range of electronic devices. This includes smartphones, tablets, laptops, televisions, gaming consoles, standard home appliances, non-standard appliances, and of course any sexually geared device that runs on electricity.

All sexual devices must be clean when submitted for repair.

RECYCLE
Have something that’s beyond repair? Bring it to the shop rather than tossing it in the trash. We’re happy to take that hunk of junk off your hands to salvage reusable parts and properly recycle or dispose of the rest, reducing your environmental footprint.

All sexual devices must be clean when submitted for recycling.

RECODENOITER
Is there something buggy happening? Or maybe there’s a feature you want to add or upgrade to a device, but it’s not quite a custom job? Let our team work out (or add) kinks in the code and banish those pesky pests.

CUSTOMIZE
Looking for something even more unique? Select staff members offer custom orders.

SHOP
Refurbished electronic devices, a variety of replacement parts, original casings, unique creations with a wide variety of applications, etc.

used toys are sold. They are sanitized and sealed prior to shelving for sale.

LEARN
Have questions about electronics and related technical subjects? We have answers! However, they may not be simple or quick, which is why we’re offering lessons on a case by case basis to start. These are currently only private to semi-private sessions provided by staff experts intended to help educate a client about a variety of technical subjects.

Examples of lesson subjects are below, but we encourage inquisitive minds to think outside the housing.
- Staff love educating about their multitude of special interests!
- Electricity as a concept with historical background.
- Basic electronics safety - You’re grounded! & Don’t touch that!
- 18+ Applications of utilizing electricity in more intimate settings.
- 18+ Proper toy maintenance for safety and longevity.

Pricing depends on subject and lesson length. Subjects that are sexual in nature are noted as 18+ and have a different price point as a whole. Bulk lesson packages available at a discount.

THE SPACE
TEMPORARY LAYOUT SKETCH

EMPLOYMENT OPTIONS
Owner - Velma Dinkley
General Employees - sales, accountant, delivery & pickup assistants.
Specialist Employees - engineers, technicians, artists, etc.
Contract employment is offered on a case by case basis for those who wish to rent time in the ‘studio/workshop’ to work on custom orders. Contact ownership to discuss opportunities and terms.
Vendor space available. Contact ownership for space options and rates.
Actively seeking partnerships with other LIER owned business. Contact ownership to discuss.
Hiring all positions and open to niche suggestions.

EMPLOYEES
Velma Dinkley | thevelmster | Owner / Engineer
Available for custom orders. Specializes in adaptive designs to facilitate and improve accessibility.
Hughie Campbell | petitcanary | Co-Owner / Sales Associate / Repair Technician
Second in command and co-owner in practice.
Spock | complex_trajectories | Manager / Sales Associate / Repair Technician
Available for custom orders on a case by case basis. Third in command.
Cable | sodark | Customer Service Enforcer / Repair Technician
Available for custom orders. Specializes in self-defense equipment.

DARWIN CLAUSE
Using an item in an application outside of its intended design scope will void warranty and release Radio Shacked from liability.